Top 10 #1stWorldBabyProblems Section: New Mum: Yourself, Your Body Take a step back – those little things you’ve been worrying about aren’t that bad in the grand scale of things. They’re just #1stworldbabyproblems... 1. iPad Issues Your toddler decides your iPad has the perfect aerodynamic shape to be launched across the kitchen like a frizbee. 2. Hummus Hissy Fits Your baby throws a mega tantrum when he’s served the wrong type of hummus. 3. Catchment Catch You’ve just discovered your house is exactly 30cm outside of the catchment area for the best nursery and school in your area. 4. Trunki Trouble The strap comes off your toddler’s Trunki while you’re wheeling it through the airport departure lounge. 5. Soft Play Sagas You lose your iPhone in the sea of balls at soft play, only to find it later, cracked and covered in suspect slime. 6. Posh Paint Probs Farrow & Ball have run out of Middleton Pink – the exact colour you wanted to paint your new baby’s nursery. 7. Market Madness Your toddler throws a paddy in the middle of the farmer’s market while you’re bartering over organic eggs. He then promptly runs off and sulks behind the ostrich burger stand. 8. Stroller Stress Your Bugaboo Donkey is too big to fit in the back of your car and you’ll need to buy a 4x4. 9. Glamping Gloom The winnebagos are all booked up for Camp Bestival so you’ll be expressing under canvas. 10. First Birthday Blues You’ve spent the same amount on your baby’s first birthday as a down payment for a Ford Focus. Author: Hannah Fox Hannah Fox Related content by tag: self babycare Most popular articles in New Mum: Yourself, Your Body 1) The Truth About What Happens Down Below After Birth 2) Top 10 Fitness Apps For Mums 3) Should you try a pelvic floor exerciser?