Olivia WildeActress Olivia Wilde revealed her latest photoshoot with GLAMOUR magazine (which pictured her breastfeeding) wasn't quite as glamorous as it looked, tweeting, 'Otis ordered milkshakes. Luckily I had some on me. Then he peed on my dress. Good kid. #boobfood #whennaturecalls'. Keeping it real!
Kristen BellOn savvy snacking:
'My kid found a jar of chocolate covered almonds & scattered them across the floor. I did the only logical thing & cleaned* them up.
Kelly ClarksonOn new motherhood:
'I still can't believe I made a human. #topthat #firstglassofwineintenmonths #pump&dump :)'
Myleene KlassOn clever toddlers:
'When your 3yr old hides your car keys in the playground and can't remember where. #schoolrun'
Olivia WildeOn breastfeeding:
'Jason observed that a breast pump looks like something Katy Perry would wear to perform at the VMAs #accurate #milkyfashion’
Lily AllenOn leakage:
'I left the house without breast pads and started leaking all over myself at the #Wolsley. Oh and I wiped out in the street earlier #glam'
PinkOn life as a parent:
‘My life was once whiskey, tears, and cigarettes. Now it’s snot, tears, and the color of poop. #bliss’
Jessica SimpsonOn flatulence:
'The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that! RT @OMGFacts The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!’□□
Nicole RitchieOn messy accidents:
‘I’m not mad my kids spilled water all over my jeans, I'm mad they didn’t get my t-shirt so I could've gotten some attention out of it!’
Olivia WildeOn : ‘Having an infant son alerts me to the fact that every man, at one point, has peed on his own face. #awesome'
Lily AllenOn 'baby brain':
'Half of my brain doesn't work and I can't walk in heels anymore #havingbabies'
‘I am the clumsiest I have ever been in my life. Fell AGAIN today! I feel like my 92 yr old grammom in a shower with oil on my feet. #dumb’
Kelly ClarksonOn pregnancy body jealousy:
‘In my next life I definitely want to look like Ciara pregnant and not how I look right now, which is a hot swollen mess hahaha!’
Rochelle HumesOn unwanted new body additions:
‘Have developed a double chin...thought the baby's growing in my belly not my chin....hmmm’
Mariah CareyOn expanding body parts:
'FYI - if my feet get any bigger I'm gonna start chargin' 'em rent!!! (NY gansta voice) uggggghhhhhhh’
Jessica SimpsonOn unusual pregnancy side effects:
‘Woke up looking like the lip injection fairy visited me in the night! Is this how pregnancy face begins?! Yikes!’