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Funniest Celebrity Pregnancy And Parenting Tweets

From pregnancy double chins to breastfeeding mishaps, celebrities have documented many of their most hilarious pregnancy and parenting experiences on Twitter. We pick out some of the funniest!

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Olivia Wilde

Actress Olivia Wilde revealed her latest photoshoot with GLAMOUR magazine (which pictured her breastfeeding) wasn't quite as glamorous as it looked, tweeting, 'Otis ordered milkshakes. Luckily I had some on me. Then he peed on my dress. Good kid. #boobfood #whennaturecalls'. Keeping it real!
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Kristen Bell

On savvy snacking:

'My kid found a jar of chocolate covered almonds & scattered them across the floor. I did the only logical thing & cleaned* them up.

*ate.'

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Kelly Clarkson

On new motherhood:

'I still can't believe I made a human. #topthat #firstglassofwineintenmonths #pump&dump :)'

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Myleene Klass

On clever toddlers:

'When your 3yr old hides your car keys in the playground and can't remember where. #schoolrun'

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Olivia Wilde

On breastfeeding:

'Jason observed that a breast pump looks like something Katy Perry would wear to perform at the VMAs #accurate #milkyfashion’

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Lily Allen

On leakage:

'I left the house without breast pads and started leaking all over myself at the #Wolsley. Oh and I wiped out in the street earlier #glam'

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Pink

On life as a parent:

‘My life was once whiskey, tears, and cigarettes. Now it’s snot, tears, and the color of poop. #bliss’

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Jessica Simpson

On flatulence:

'The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that! RT @OMGFacts The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!’□□

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Nicole Ritchie

On messy accidents:

‘I’m not mad my kids spilled water all over my jeans, I'm mad they didn’t get my t-shirt so I could've gotten some attention out of it!’

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Olivia Wilde

On : ‘Having an infant son alerts me to the fact that every man, at one point, has peed on his own face. #awesome'
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Lily Allen

On 'baby brain':

'Half of my brain doesn't work and I can't walk in heels anymore #havingbabies'

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Pink

On clumsiness:

‘I am the clumsiest I have ever been in my life. Fell AGAIN today! I feel like my 92 yr old grammom in a shower with oil on my feet. #dumb’

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Kelly Clarkson

On pregnancy body jealousy:

‘In my next life I definitely want to look like Ciara pregnant and not how I look right now, which is a hot swollen mess hahaha!’

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Rochelle Humes

On unwanted new body additions:

‘Have developed a double chin...thought the baby's growing in my belly not my chin....hmmm’

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Mariah Carey

On expanding body parts:

'FYI - if my feet get any bigger I'm gonna start chargin' 'em rent!!! (NY gansta voice) uggggghhhhhhh’

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Jessica Simpson

On unusual pregnancy side effects:

‘Woke up looking like the lip injection fairy visited me in the night! Is this how pregnancy face begins?! Yikes!’

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Kendra Wilkinson

On pregnancy incontinence:

'I need to pee...'

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Josh Duhamel

And one of the funniest tweeting Dad’s out there…

(When sitting down to watch the Oscars) 'I'd like to thank the academy for this excellent bib' (aww!). (Image: Josh Duhamel Instagram)

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