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The Signs That The Pregnancy Hormones Have Definitely Hit

Lolling at TOWIE one minute to crying because you’ve ran out of crisps the next? Yep, the hormones have hit.

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You can’t stop eating.

Marmite? Pickled Onions? Marmite, pickled onions and a jam doughnut? Pregnancy cravings actually serve a purpose so eat up while you can!
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Your favourite perfume’s in the bin.

How could you ever stand that smell?
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No one can reason with you.

You’re pregnant, therefore always right (or at least for the next few months).
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You’re irritated by your other half’s inability to place a simple order.

You wanted chicken selects, not nuggets! And no BBQ sauce…really?
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You’re so tired, you end up in a different county.

Fell asleep on the train home from work. Again. Taxi!
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The toilet is your BFF.

By the time you've pulled your knickers up and washed your hands after a pee, you need to go again. Perhaps just keep some mags or your iPad in there to pass the time.
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You’re wearing shorts in the blistering rain.

Anywhere, anytime, anyplace – you’re hot. And not in that way.
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You cry. A lot.

From sobbing at dog food adverts (and you don’t even like dogs) to crying when you’ve run out of chip sticks – there’s just so much to blub about.
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You go from normal to hulk in two minutes.

Prangry. It’s a daily state of mind.
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You’ve got the skin of a teenager.

If only you could trade the spots for the same bikini body.
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You wake up in the night…

Anxious about the lack of sleep you’ll get once your baby’s here. Go figure.
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But your breasts look amazing!

Might as well flaunt them while you’ve got them, but no touching please...

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