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The funniest Christmas jokes for kids

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Christmas jokes for kids

Kids love nothing more than making us grown-ups giggle, and that’s why they’ll love telling these funny and festive Christmas jokes to the whole family at this time of the year. We’ve rounded up some of our favourite kid-friendly Christmas jokes that’ll have you laughing your new socks off on Christmas day. 

Christmas just wouldn’t be Christmas without some corny cracker jokes around the dinner table after consuming far too much turkey! Everyone knows a terrible cracker joke and although we might think they’re awful, they’re bound to tickle our tots, even if they don’t fully understand the punchline. Whether you’re making your own crackers or you want to be sure all the jokes are clean and appropriate, it’s good to have some Christmas jokes up your festive jumper sleeve to keep the kids entertained during a Christmas party. 

Not only is seeing your little one tell jokes extremely adorable, it’s also good for their intellectual development and their imagination too, particularly around the 12-18 month mark. It’s at this time you might notice that they’re copying your jokes or jokes that they hear on TV so they’re guaranteed to love these jokes. 

The best Christmas jokes for kids

1. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? 

Snowflakes 

2. What do you call a reindeer with bad manners? 

A RUDE-olph!

3. What does an elf study in school? 

The elfabet

4. What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? 

A Christmas Quacker 

5. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? 

Can you smell carrots? 

6. Why does everyone love Frosty the snowman? 

He’s cool

7. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? 

It needed a trim 

8. Why do mummies like Christmas so much? 

Because of all the wrapping

9. Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? 

Santa Jaws

10. What should you sing at a snowman’s birthday party? 

Freeze a jolly good fellow 

11. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? 

Frostbite 

12. What kind of photos do elves take? 

Elfies

13. What’s a cow’s favourite day? 

Moo-years day

14. Who is Santa’s favourite singer? 

Elf-is Presley 

15. What do snowmen like to do at the weekend? 

Just chill out

16. How does the snowglobe feel this year? 

A little shaken 

17. What wears a red suit and goes “Oh, oh, oh”? 

Santa walking backwards  

18. What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when there are clouds in the sky? 

It looks like rain deer 

19. What do snowmen wear on their heads? 

Ice caps 

20. Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? 

Because they drop all their needles

 

 
  • Author: Lorna White Lorna White
  • Job Title: Digital Writer

Lorna is the digital executive and regular contributor for Mother&Baby. After running the Yours magazine website which specialises in content about caring for kids and grandchildren, she has now brought her expertise to the UK's #1 leading pregnancy and parenting magazine. Lorna specialises on a range of topics from potty training and nutrition, to everything and anything that will keep your tot occupied!

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