You knew when you became a mum you'd be sharing your home with a messy, lovable and sometimes charming mini-me but you hadn't bargained for life with a stand-up comic - intentional or otherwise!
1 Quoting Peppa Pig and telling your partner he is 'silly, naughty, messy daddy'
Well you've been on at him about that for years, it's good to have someone on side.
2 That bumbling stumble when they start walking
As long as they don't hurt themselves, it's quite fun to see your offspring wander around like a drunk aunt at a wedding.
3 Wearing their potty as a hat
Its not quite as elegant as the headwear at Ascot, but it's just as entertaining.
4 Catching them with their pants down and weeing in a public place
If you've got to go, you've got to go. If only you could do that while stuck on the motorway with a full bladder.
5 The mispronunciation of words when learning to speak
Shouting "Wow! Big stick" as a man with a dog walks past you is the highlight of park visits.
6 When your kid starts saying "No" with authority
Its the cute little voice that does it. Even though you know it is setting a bad precedent, a surprised giggle is totally normal.
7 Projectile poos
Especially when they are onto your partner in the middle of the night. In fact, only when they are onto your partner in the middle of the night.
8 Remarking on a stranger's incredibly fat bottom...
As long as its out of earshot. Your child is like a socially reckless version of you. I mean, everyone was thinking it.