If you’re wondering how your baby going to get out of there, it’s time to help your body prepare for the experience with perineal massages.
It’s no spa treatment, but perineal massage in pregnancy can really help you when it comes to giving birth and also helps avoid complications and tears.
You’ve probably heard a whole load of conflicting thoughts on the topic of perineal massages – it isn’t for everyone – and involves “kneeding” the delicate area between your vagina and anus which isn’t exactly going to land in your list of top 10 things to do. However, just like with any pre-birth preparation, there is a good reason why medical experts advise that perineal massages are a good idea in the latter stage of labour.
What is the perineum?
Don’t worry if you have no idea where your perineum is – it’s one of those areas of your body that you are unlikely to introduce yourself to until you’re pregnant.
‘Your perineum area is made up of soft, fleshy tissues,’ explains Annabel Hargrave, Yogabirth teacher. ‘These tissues surround the vaginal opening and the area between the vagina and rectum.’
Why massage the perineum?
You should start to massage the area during the last four to six weeks of pregnancy. It will help stretch you and lessen the chance of tearing during birth. Getting used to these sensations of pressure and stretching will help you relax when you’re in labour.
‘It can reduce trauma to the perineum in the second stage of labour and reduce the risk of tearing or an episiotomy,’ explains Annabel. Massaging the perineum also gets you in touch with the area where the baby will come out.
Make sure you’ve gone to the loo so your bladder is empty and have a warm bath to relax yourself and the perineal area.
‘First of all, wash your hands well,’ says Annabel. ‘Have a plain organic perineum massage oil on hand, to help you out.’
Massaging the perineum yourself
The first few times you may want to use a mirror to help you out as it can be tricky locating the right spot.
‘Find a comfortable position – lying on your side and taking your hand behind to reach your perineum is one option or try a half squat position or standing with a foot up on the side of the bath,’ says Annabel.
‘Using some oil on your index and middle fingers, insert them in the rear of your vagina and work gently from side to side. Apply some pressure to stretch the area a little.’ The area will become a little numb but continue massaging for three to four minutes.
Let your partner massage your perineum
If you don’t mind, it can be easier for your partner to massage the area for you – but he will need to go places he (perhaps) hasn’t been before.
‘After washing his hands, he should massage some lubricant into the area and insert either thumbs or index fingers shallowly into your vagina while gently pressing down and to the sides,’ says Annabel. ‘The massage action can be done from side to side.’
Whether you or your partner is doing the massage, avoid the urethral area because of potential infection.
The difference it will make
The first few times you do the massage it will feel tight but – just like with any form or stretching – you should start to notice an increase in flexibility after about a week.
‘As the perineum becomes more elastic more fingers can be inserted,’ advises Annabel.
Try practising your relaxation and breathing techniques at the same time to help your labour go as smoothly – and painlessly – as possible.
21 things no one tells you about labour
1) You might not realise you’re in labour
You may be so accustomed to getting Braxton Hicks
contractions during your pregnancy that when the real ones kick it, it could be hard to tell the difference.
Generally, labour contractions are much more painful, but there have been instances where labour has started and the mother was completely oblivious.
In addition, your waters may break and you might not even realise it.
With so much amniotic fluid and discharge coming out towards the end of your pregnancy, if waters break and start coming out a little at a time, you may be caught unawares.
4) Contractions can last a long time without anything actually happening
Just because you’re having contractions and are officially in labour, that doesn’t necessarily mean that you’ll be giving birth to your little bundle of joy any time soon.
Contractions could last a very long time with nothing significant happening at all. While the doctors wait for you to get to optimal dilation, the contractions just keep on coming, and it could take a while to make progress.
A lot of women have reported having two- and even three-day labours, but if we take into consideration that one woman in Poland was in labour for 75 days
, a 48-hour labour doesn’t sound so bad, after all.
5) Waters break, and just keep on coming out till the baby is born
When waters break
in movies, it just looks like a cup of water has been spilled to the floor in between the expectant mother’s legs.
In reality, there is usually so much water in there, that when your waters break, it could just keep coming out non-stop until the baby is out. “I thought it was just one gush of water and then it’s done,” one mum tells us.
“I didn't realise I'd need quite so many pads before I'd even given birth,” says another. “The night my waters broke, I went through a whole pack of thick pads with my waters leaking everywhere. I also went through so many leggings, towels, pads and undies. I just couldn’t get it under control.”
And this one takes the cake: “I rolled up one of those large incontinence bedsheets and shoved it in my knickers, and still water somehow managed to get into my shoes while I was walking to the ER.”
6) How uncomfortable an IV during labour is
You’ll have to have an IV fitted as soon as you get to the hospital so they can administer meds in a flash if necessary.
You’re advised to move around while in labour; apparently it could hurt less this way, and encourage the labour to go by faster. Sitting on a birthing ball
, pacing the floor, and changing your position often is recommended.
But doing all these things with an IV hanging out of your arm can be painful and uncomfortable to say the least. And don’t get us started on if you need to use the loo.
7) You might have to have a urinary catheter installed and it’s ghastly
A full bladder can hinder the progress of labour, and if you’re in no position to be going to the loo alone, which is very possible in the final stages, the midwife will install a urinary catheter
through your urethra—very often without much warning.
“It feels like you’ve got cystitis all of a sudden,” one mother said. “Getting the catheter fitted and removed was one of the most horrible parts of the whole labour. fter I’d had the baby and they took the catheter out, for some reason they had to put it back in again. Worst thing ever!”
These catheters are most often inserted if you’ve had an epidural so that you don’t have any accidents since you can’t feel anything—but that also means that you won’t be able to feel it going in, which is a good thing.
8) Liquid meds are shoved up your bum, and, gross
As you may have started to guess with the IV and the catheter, labour isn’t all about stuff coming out of you; it’s a lot about things getting shoved in, too! When you first arrive at the hospital, they like to give you a nice cleansing colon enema
This consists of two massive syringes full of liquid being squirted into your anus, while you’re propped onto your side, no doubt cringing in disgust.
It doesn’t exactly hurt per se, but it feels… well, gross for lack of a better word. You’re supposed to try to wait 5-10 minutes before emptying your bowels but this feels more impossible than the idea of a baby the size of a watermelon coming out of your vagina.
Ibuprofen, Voltarol, and other meds are also often given up the back passage and the feeling could take you by surprise.
Just like labour and birth in general can be unpredictable, contractions sometimes have a mind of their own. “The whole ‘3 in 10’ rule (three contractions in 10 minutes) doesn’t apply to some people,” says one mum.
9) Contractions aren’t always predictable
“I had contractions with no real pattern for two days and then, all of a sudden, they came every two minutes with no warning! Got to the hospital at 7cm dilated. If I’d have known I didn’t have to wait for the ‘3 in 10’ I would have gone in a lot sooner and likely had a nicer experience!”
On the other hand, just because contractions are regular, don’t assume that you’ll have appropriately dilated.
Another mum tells us, “No one ever mentioned, not even once, that I can have a 24h labour with contractions every 3 minutes lasting 1.5 minutes each from beginning to end, while being only 1cm dilated.”
10) The pain isn’t just in your tummy; you can feel it in your legs, back, and, well, everywhere
We all know that labour hurts
, but a surprising number of new mothers were quite shocked to find out that the pain of contractions is not only felt in the abdominal region.
“The pain in my back was worse than the pain I was feeling in the belly,” one mother says. “Even in between contractions, I couldn’t get comfortable anywhere, and it felt like my back was going to break.”
In addition to the back and belly, it’s also possible to feel contraction pain in your legs, and hips, and pretty much everywhere else. Very temperamental, these contractions.
14) Induction could make labour pains worse
It’s true. Being induced
can take labour pains up a notch or two. In response to having your waters manually broken, or being administered prostaglandins (the hormone you’re given to kickstart labour), labour pains tend to come on hard and strong. “No one told me that induction and the hormone drip would make my pains so much worse,” we’re told by one mum. “My third birth was fully natural and was a breeze in comparison.”
15) It’s highly likely you will vomit from the pain
during pregnancy is one of the most common symptoms and has almost become synonymous with the first trimester.
However, have you ever been in so much pain that you’ve thrown up? Well, labour’s your chance. It might be nice for someone to have mentioned that you may chuck your guts up from the pain of contractions, or the meds that you’ve been given, or even the exhaustion.
Vomiting is the body’s natural way to tell you that the body is currently in overdrive, but don’t worry; it’s completely normal and very common.
16) Epidurals wear off quickly, and sometimes they only work on one side
There’s nothing quite like the relief of an epidural
after relentless contractions, and the best part is that it takes effect almost immediately. Unfortunately, though, it wears off just as quick as it starts to work.
One second it’s working, and the next—BAM—you’re wholly experiencing the full joys of contractions, until you get another dose.
Most hospitals nowadays give you your own epidural drip button so that as soon as you start to “feel” again, you can handle your own pain relief.
Did you know, though, that sometimes the epidural can fail on one side?
This means that while you’re numb on the one side, you can feel everything on the other, and for some reason, it feels like you are experiencing twice as much pain, but just on one side.
20) Despite your best efforts, it might not all go according to plan
The rules in all the pregnancy and birth books stress the importance of having a birth plan
, and like good little mothers-to-be, that’s exactly what we did.
Our trusty little detailed birth plan that we’ve learned inside out, and have made sure that our partner, midwife, and doctor know by heart too, has not left our side from at least 6 months onwards.
But no one warns you that despite your best efforts, sometimes it just won’t go according to plan. At any slight complication, the birth plan tends to go out the window, the priority always being getting the baby out safely.
The best approach is to have a birth plan but not have your heart set on any one course. Be flexible, and expect that the route to getting your baby out and in your arms might not be the one you would have preferred.
21) It might not be awful at all
A number of women—especially those who have had really heavy and painful periods all their lives and are used to abdominal pain of that type—have reported labour not being at all as bad as they had expected.
“Something I wasn't told by anyone other than the wonderful hypnobirthing
group I was part of,” says one member of the Mother & Baby Facebook #mumtribe
, “is that it's going to be okay. Everyone kept telling me horror stories and how awful it was, and for me that couldn't have been further from the truth. That’s why it’s nice having a doula
. They’re there for the mother, constantly encouraging her with physical and emotional support, and making her feel that everything is A-OK.”
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