1) Turning all interior designer and making your baby’s nursery look like something from Pinterest
The reality: After three trips to B&Q, each time selecting different shades of yellow because each wasn’t ‘quite right’, you went into labour.
Needless to say, the nursery
still remains half done but at least your baby isn’t quite ready to move in there yet.
3) Finally getting round to watching Orange Is The New Black
The reality: One series in and your waters broke
. Then there was definitely no time for TV.
4) Attending weekly yoga classes to get your body prepped for pregnancy (and to help it snap back post-birth).
The reality: Just the idea of getting to a yoga class
exhausts you. Besides, you’ll be doing enough running around after your baby soon enough. The baby weight
is bound to vanish naturally, right?