10 Responses To Swerve The Pregnancy Rumours



‘It’s my new BB cream’
You’ve been getting loads of comments on your lovely glow – but it’s definitely just down to your lovely new BB cream...


‘I’m not feeling up to a night out’
You can’t possibly join your mates for Saturday's night out due to your throbbing migraine/upset stomach/flu (delete as appropriate).


‘Black is back’
What you tell everyone when they ask you why you’re wearing a black shift dress on a scorching summer’s day.


‘I’ve caught that virus that’s going around’
Yep, that virus going round is what caused you to throw up mid-meeting in the bin (let’s just hope they’re not counting how many days it’s lasted).


‘I haven’t been to the gym in ages’
Never say no to scoffing cake when you’re around your colleagues and friends – they might just think you’ve put on a little weight on.


‘A seat?’ *How dare you!*
You’re perfectly happy standing thank you very much (cue longing eyes at said seat for the remainder of the journey).


‘Yes, it’s a vodka orange’
(No it’s not…you’ve mastered the sneaky drink swap. Thank you Mr Barman *wink*).

